Review Of The 2nd Morecambe Poetry Festival 22nd To 24th September 2023 Part One

Pre-Travel

After the amazingly good time I had at the 2022 Poetry Festival in Morecambe I signed up for the 2023 event as soon as the tickets went live and also booked in to The Sanderling Guest House as it was such a perfectly located place to get to and from the events from, being just a ten minute walk away from the main venues, The Winter Gardens and Johnnie’s Bar.

Morecambe Poetry Festival Event Admission Badge

My plan was to go a day before the festival and add to my already existing pub sign photo collection. I have a book out on this subject and a second one close to completion. I had only a few signs to still capture in Morecambe and Lancaster and planned to spring out from there to capture signs in other areas of Lancashire and Cumbria.

Sanderling Guest House, Morecambe

Weeks before the festival, disaster struck when my external hard drive containing thousands of my pub signs from over the UK, frazzled out. Several lovely people offered to help retrieve my data but couldn’t access it.  A third of my work, including Morecambe, Lancaster, Birmingham and London signs, seem gone forever.

I now had to recapture most of my Morecambe and Lancaster images from scratch.  

I packed, sorted out dozens of poems for possible readings and worked out a detailed pre-festival itinerary and prepared for my adventure.

The Day Before – Thursday 21st September 2023

              With Lancashire buses going for a bargain £2 a trip, I got to Lancaster on a relaxed two bus journey for just £4. Soon after arriving I found one of my shoes was splitting open so I popped in a city centre shoe shop and bought some new ones that seemed initially comfortable. I dumped my old pair in the nearest bin, put the new ones on and  but as the day went on they started to crunch my toes in painfully. 

I called in a few Lancaster bars, notably Ye Olde John Of Gaunt.   From Lancaster I got a bus over to Carnforth, the only completely fresh area I was to cover over the weekend as I really enjoy the old David Lean weepie, from 1945  Brief Encounter, largely filmed on Carnforth Station, especially in its tea rooms, which are wonderfully preserved as a museum as well as still serving the station.   

As it would be over an hour to the next bus from Carnforth to Morecambe I got the train to the seaside town, and still dragging my suitcase round on castors I took more photos up to 3pm when I could check in to The Sanderling. 

Check in went smoothly and I was soon out again chasing more photos of the lovely town, its street art and especially its pubs.  I got drinks in The Midland Hotel, where Laurence Olivier filmed The Entertainer, The Masons (which has some lovely rum characters to chat to), and Embargo, one I visited last year and where astonishingly, the barman remembered me from thar visit.   I rounded off the night with a curry in a Thai restaurant, Thai Black. 

Ye Olde John O’Gaunt pub sign, Lancaster

The pain from my new shoes was getting so intolerable I took them off and walked back to my guest house in my socks. I went to bed about midnight.

Friday 22nd September 2023

I got my first full English breakfast at The Sanderling on the Friday morning, and headed out to catch the last handful of Morecambe pub signs on my list (I use Pubs Galore listings as a checklist on visiting any area). I then headed into Lancaster again to get more signs there. I also bought more new shoes, this time in a charity shop and these were comfy enough.  (I still have the toe crushers too).  The weather went pants so I called in a randomly picked pub, The Royal Hotel, which was great and all the more so when on chatting to the barman about writing books on pub signs I got him intrigued enough to buy a copy of one of them off me, my only direct sale of the weekend.

My book, Watch The Signs! Watch The Signs!

I got back to Morecambe about an hour before the festival launch and found many were already in Johnnies so I headed in. I found these were not so much early attendees but volunteers helping prepare stuff for the opening and just as I was about to slip away to return later I found myself helping fold hundreds of programme flyers and got my attendance badge which showed I had paid to be involved in the whole show.

I also got a copy of the festival poetry anthology which I happen to have a set of Haiku in.

The Morecambe Poetry Festival Anthology Volume One

And what a show it was, from Matt Panesh’s opening welcome through a stunning talk on the history of spoken word poetry around the World presented by Pete The Temp, to readings by Atilla The Stockbroker and at the magnificent Winter Gardens there were sets by Brian Bilson and Henry Normal.

A late highlight was the jaw dropping comedy and verse set by Thick Richard, accompanied by a state of the art robot (not really just another poet dressed as one, honest). 

Morecambe Bay

This was followed by the first of the weekend’s They Shoot Poets Don’t They poetry round robins, with a generous cas prize for the poet performing when the bar called time.  I won twice in 2022 though other poets won this year.  It was still a great reading opportunity and my contributions were well received by the audience.

Night over, I returned to The Sanderling about 2.30 am.

Links

My Brief Encounter Review https://www.mylot.com/post/3570693/film-review-brief-encounter 

Brief Encounter – The full film on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LguRis_h1qc 

All photos taken by me.

Arthur Chappell

Travel Review Coventry And Stratford On Avon 24th – 26th June 2022 Day 2 And 3

Saturday 25th June 2022 

I had to embark on a long journey to Stratford On Avon, for which there is a frequent bus service and the ride takes about an hour. I was grateful to escape from the worse guest accommodation since Norman Bates opened his motel too.  Commuting from Coventry was cheaper than staying in Stratford (just don’t go to the same guest house I did). 

It was a nice sunny day so I was happy to go without my big coat. 

I had spotted the bus stop for the Stratford services on my Friday walkabout. I was worried the bus might get crowded as the trains were on full strike for the day.  In fact, the bus was only about half full  It was a lovely journey taking in Leamington Spa (which looks gorgeous) and Warwick, including its castle, on route. 

Shakespeare statue – Stratford On Avon

Stratford On Avon is equally great, with Elizabethan buildings all around. They inevitably remind you of Shakespeare at every turn.  There is a quite odd board you can pop your head in to pretend to be Shakespeare giving everyone the finger in the town centre.

Be Shakespeare Being Rude – Stratford On Avon

I got several pub sign photos before heading to the meeting that drew me to the Midlands in the first place. We were meeting at The White Swan Hotel, which I knew from instructions I’d received to be in the heart of the city centre. So when the first chap I asked for directions told me it was twenty minutes walk out of town down the canal-side I just nodded thanks and asked the next person I saw. It amounted to, ‘Walk to that clock tower there and turn right.’ This proved somewhat more accurate than the first chap’s advice. Maybe he had seen a swan on the canal, rather than a White Swan Hotel. 

Clock Tower – Stratford On Avon

The hotel is really classy and the staff were terrific. The meeting room was perfect and a few members of The Inn Sign Society were already present.  This was our first in person meeting in three years due to Covid Lockdown. It was great to meet some of the people who share my obsession with pub signs. 

The White Swan Inn Sign – Stratford On Avon

The meeting was tinged with sadness as the society’s marvelous Chair and photo archivist, Derek ‘Dellboy’ Macdonald had recently died, and there was a very moving minute’s silence for him and other members lost to the reaper in recent years.   

Much of the meeting was basic committee stuff with all the hard working elected committee members happy to  stay in office unchallenged.  

Swan art in The White Swan Inn – Stratford On Avon

I had a couple of things to mention in the ‘any other business’ moments on the agenda. I was able to thank everyone for support when I was going through my struggle with bowel cancer during the lockdown, and I mentioned my current book projects on pub sign books which have strong publisher interest. The society were happy to grant me permission to draw on photo images from its extensive archives (which I have a CD copy of), as long as the society is fully credited for any images used.  This gives me an enormous resource to tap into. 

A closing discussion was aimed at securing younger members as many current sign collectors are getting on a bit (I’m sixty myself). It was interesting that when we were asked how we were drawn in ourselves, many of us had a similar story – We found that we were interested in signs on our own, and then found the society when looking online to see who else shares our passion. There may well be others out there who love signs but haven’t yet thought to unite with other fans and collectors. 

Post meeting, there was a very nice buffet spread, and as many members hadn’t made it due to the travel chaos caused by industrial action on the trains, there was way more than we could eat between us.  We were encouraged to take some food away with us which covered me for my evening meal  and my food for the journey home on Sunday. 

Sign for The Rose And Crown – Stratford On Avon

I got more sign photos in Stratford and met up with a poet-friend, John Holder, who I have discussed work with on a Haiku writer’s site. We got a chance to chat in a very nice pub called The Rose & Crown for an hour before heading on with our lives. I hot a few more photos in the town before heading back to Coventry on the bus. I had my buffet tea in a square there, got some more photos and popped in two pubs. 

The first was the small, and lively Town Wall Tavern, which seemed to be crowded without feeling claustrophobic. 

Sign for the Town Wall Tavern – Coventry

I closed the day’s wanderings in The Squirrel, a popular student bar, and the only one I used that wasn’t a real ale bar but I had a very nice Irish Stout. 

Sign For The Squirrel – Coventry

Back to the house of horrors then.  I saw from the open room doors that the other guests had already checked out so I probably had the place to myself. I headed to my room and packed anything un-needed for my departure trip and went to bed. 

Sunday 26th June – Not much to report here. Glad to get out of the wretched guest house alive, so I got my luggage down the sheer cliff stairway with difficulty, got out the door, locked it and as instructed, chucked the key back through the letterbox. I walked to the train station in a sharp but exhilarating breeze. As the strikes were now over I expected my ride home to go smoothly, as they had coming out, but I was wrong.  No direct train to Preston for me. I had to get a replacement bus to Birmingham International first. I arrived there expecting a through train, but no, I would have to change services at Wolverhampton. From there I did get to Preston to find a twenty minute bus delay and finally got home about 3.20pm.

My thanks to the people of Coventry and Stratford and fellow guests at the  anonymous horrible guest house (who’s owners deserve no gratitude whatsoever), to all in The Inn Sign Society, poet John Holder, etc. 

Link  – The Inn Sign Society – https://www.innsignsociety.com/

Arthur Chappell 

Publications Carrying My Writings

Publications Carrying My Work . (mostly along with work by other excellent authors)

Some website links may no longer operate as sites close down or relocate from time to time. 

A Chance To Dream – New Fiction 2001 SB ISBN 1 85929042 6

Book cover – Arthur Chappell – Brainwashed – (All images used here are taken by me)

A RAY OF LIGHT Anchor Books 2001 ISBN 1-86161-911-1

ABC Tales Online www.ABCtales.com

ACTIVITIES Bolton Institute Of Higher Education, 1990

Ale Of Two Cities – Manchester CAMRA real ale journal that carried some of my features. 

Anthology Series – Love Literally https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Literally-Collection-Stories-Anthology/dp/1520455771/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=Arthur+Chappell&qid=1629531564&s=books&sr=1-4

Anthology Series – Seasonal Shorts https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seasonal-Shorts-Anthology-Christmas-Stories/dp/

/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=Arthur+Chappell&qid=1629531564&s=books&sr=1-5

At The Sign Of …. Journal of the Inn Sign Society – Sometimes carries my photos and snippets of news. 

Bunbury Press – Creative Anthology – Carries some of my work.

Chappell, Arthur –  ATHEIST ESSAYS  Print: £8.80  Download: £1.88  http://www.lulu.com/content/1124882  A comprehensive collection of my atheistic and humanistic essays. 

Chappell, Arthur –  BABEL http://www.lulu.com/content/764029 £8.12  An apocalyptic novella, in the style of John Wyndham.

Chappell, Arthur –  BRAINWASHED! A CULT SURVIVOR’S TALE http://www.lulu.com/content/757452  £8.67 The full detailed story of my own experiences in the Divine Light Mission cult, several features on its leader, Guru Maharaji and a few essays on cults in general too.

Caught In The Net 1 / Caught In The Net 2  / Caught in The Net 3 

Chappell, Arthur, Academic Papers, Bolton Institute Chadwick Campus Chadwick Street , Bolton Lancs Desk Reference. 1/. Scientology Religious Cult Ethics 2/. Nilos Kazantzakis And The Last Temptation – A Gospel Contrast.

Chappell, Arthur BARD FOR LIFE CD Collection of Performance Poetry April 2001

Chappell, Arthur –  DANGER! VAMPIRE INFESTED QUICKSAND! http://www.lulu.com/content/763953   £7.85. Horror, science fiction and fantasy stories. 

Chappell, Arthur  – Deadline Looming  – Free Downloads https://everydayfiction.com/deadline-looming-by-arthur-chappell/

Fanzine covers – Fontzines

Chappell, Arthur –  DEATH ON DEANSGATE – THE ENGLISH CIVIL WAR IN MANCHESTER 1642 Print: £8.44 Download:  £2 .50 http://www.lulu.com/content/1034110 

Chappell, Arthur –  DREAMS AND SCREAMS£7.84 my third poetry collection. http://www.lulu.com/content/763976

Chappell, Arthur – Dreams Take Flight – self printed poetry and short story collection. 

Chappell, Arthur – The 5-7-5 Club  – Haiku Collection – Pronoun Press  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B019CSDCJG/        

Chappell, Arthur –  FIFTY FILTHY FLASHERS £9.49 short erotic stories collection on sale at http://www.lulu.com/content/756889

Book cover – Jenni Doherti’s Wonderful World Of Worders –

Chappell, Arthur –  GIRLS IN WET CLOTHES  http://www.lulu.com/content/887972  Study of the wetlook fetish.  £7.10 

 Chappell, Arthur –  GM HUMANIST (Editor/Co_Editor) 1990 1999 Issues 2 to 35 many articles of mine within

 Chappell, Arthur –  ID CARD UK http://www.lulu.com/content/754662   £9.63.  My dark satirical short story science fiction. This is a collection of twenty-seven short Orwellian tales about a near future in which everyone carries biometric personal identity cards and people face continual disruptive surveillance and inspection.

Chappell, Arthur –  POETRY SLAMS – EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW! http://www.lulu.com/content/758000  £7.75 A history of poetry slams and the rules involved in competition level performance poetry.

Chappell, Arthur –  RED HOT TONGUES – TWISTED TALES OF EROTICA http://www.lulu.com/content/763998  £8.24 Very grown up stories. Adults only, please.gn Of…. Inn Sign Society journal, sometimes includes my photos and snippet features. 

 Chappell, Arthur WATCH THE SIGNS! WATCH THE SIGNS!  Shoreline Of Infinity 

Watch The Signs! Watch The Signs!

Chappell, Arthur  – Wendigo Water – Radio Drama Author, director, choreographer, cast member – https://www.mixcloud.com/arthurchappell/wendigo-water-a-horror-play-by-arthur-chappell/

Chappell, Arthur –  WHAT IS EVIL?  http://www.lulu.com/content/764044  £8.12 A Humanistic philosophical assessment of the nature of human evil.

Chappell, Arthur  – What’s The Frequency Arthur?  Kindle only http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Frequency-Arthur-Community-Broadcasts-ebook/dp/B00LEMDNCA

Chronos Books, (Dr. Who SF Fanzine) 1997 Issue One.

Cloudburst. Poetry Now 2001

Podio Magazine – Preston – Feature on my pub sign obsession

Club & Pub News 1078 9th June 1995

Jenni Doherty (editor) The Wonderful World Of Worders – Collection of flash fiction, includes about 12 by me)

Dreamberry Wine (Issue number required)

Dream Weavers Poetry Now October 31st 2001 ISBN 0754326624

DREAMS OF DARK FUTURES – A COLLECTION OF FUTUREVERSE Edited by Charles Lucien, 2001. Includes two of my SF related Haiku.

DREAMS TAKE FLIGHT April 16th 2003 Available directly from the author via www.arthurchappell.clara.net/dreamstakeflight.htm

Eastercon Newsletters  Various snippets, mentions, features and reviews at the science fiction conventions over many years. 

FONTZINE 3 2000 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

FONTZINE 4 2001 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

FONTZINE 5 2002 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

FONTzine 6 April 2003 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

FONTzine 7 April 2004 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

FONTzine 8 April 2005 www.gavncal.demon.co.uk

The Force – Magazine from Margaret Ashton College 1986 – The first time my work appeared in print, with two short stories The Birthday Present and Brotherly Love included.  

HUMANIST NEWS (Later The Humanist)

Covers to The GM Humanist, which I edited and co-edited for a decade

INSPIRATIONS IN VERSE Anchor Books 2001 ISBN 1-85930-889-9

INTTERVENTI http://www.geocities.com/biennale2001/interventi.html

LATERAL MOVES 19 Aural Images 4th Open Poetry Competition Anthology 1997 ISSN 1360-3395

The Mammoth Book Of Erotica Volume 13 – The Too Beautiful Boy https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mammoth-Book-Best-Erotica-Books/dp/1472110862/ref=sr_1_16?dchild=1&keywords=mammoth+book+of+erotica&qid=1629531907&s=books&sr=1-16

MANCHESTER, A MAGICAL HISTORY TOUR TEC (Training & Enterprise Council) 1991

Matrix (BSFA Journal)

Mercurius Albanachus (Manus O’Cahan’s Regimente Newsletter) Various issues.

Mixcloud – Many of my North Manchester FM 106 FM radio broadcasts are preserved here https://www.mixcloud.com/arthurchappell/ 

My Heart You Hold Anchor Books Nov 2001.

Bard For Life audio CD of my poetry – cover art by Smuzz

ORDERS OF THE DAYE (Various Issues) -Sealed Knot www.sealedknot.org

PAGES (Online short story group linked to The Poetry Kit) http://www.geocities.com/pkpages/0002.htm

Passages – 1989 poetry collection written and co-edited by me with fellow students at Bolton Institute (Now Bolton University, with my first four poems appearing side by side. 

Philosophy Now Issue 20 Spring 1998

Poetry Kit (Online) http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/9952/poetry/pkpoetry.htm

Poetry Now North West Anthology 1998 ISBN 1-861-88-786-8

Poetry2poetry (Online collectors of (deliberately) bad verse http://poetry2poetry.homestead.com/valentine.html

http://poetry2poetry.homestead.com/shaggysnakestories.htmlShaggy

POET’S ENGLAND #18 LANCASHIRE Pentland Press 1995 ISBN 0-905074-91-5

POSITIVE THOUGHTS Anchor Books 1998 isbn 1-85930-681-0

Riding The Night MareAnchor Books anthology

Scarlet Magazine – Women’s erotica journal that carried two of my stories and an article during its short publication run.

Spell Casting Poetry Now 2001 0754326543/0754326551

TAG (Towpath Action Group) Newsletter giving a report on a canal walk I took with their members) 

The Infinitive Collection Anchor Press 1993 ISBN 1 85930 124 X

THE FORCE (Margaret Ashton College Student Magazine 1987

The Freethinker – Various Issues. 

The Skeptic – Various Issues. 

The Skeptical Intelligencer

The POETRY KIT LIST (ONLINE)

Twilight Times http://www.twilighttimes.com/poetry12.html

The Ugly Tree Poetry Magazine

Winter Verse Arrival Press 1992 ISBN 1 85786-086-

Riding The Night Mare – Anchor Books

Video Appearances 

Daily Motion – Brainwashed – The full talk I gave to a Humanist group on my cult experiences https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl6sib 

YoutubesPoor Soul – My 5 minute horror movie, written by me and filmed by the Preston Movie Makers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48na6nXTqgM 

I appear in performance (and in some battle re-enactments) on various youtubes, collected together here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh9y-vskVaSknpr5usjLGyfhHvAlI0s_z 

The list is not complete. Many stories and poems went off to have a life of their own, and may have cropped up in print or publication without me knowing, and I have not received or kept hold of copies of some early work. 

If you have queries about these works or see my work in print elsewhere, do get in touch, Arthur Chappell 

Companion features My Publications – Currently Available Work – https://arthurchappell.wordpress.com/2021/08/21/my-publications-currently-available-work/ Much of my writing is no longer in print and very hard to get hold of, (even for me), but this is the list of work currently available. 

Haiku Selection 20th August 2021

I write quite a few Haiku. I have a book of them out. Here are a selection of new ones.

1/.

Turning into Dad

Griping over new music

Lacking proper tunes

2/.

Told not to worry

Dormant pancreas cancer

Patient volcano

3/.

Hermit gets lockdown

Release makes no difference

Happy as I am

4/.

Paid for air guitar

With invisible money

Sent to real prison

5/.

Soylent Green and Chips

Better than a Macdonald’s

At least it’s real meat.

Arthur Chappell